Uh, I know this topic hasn't been updated in a while and perhaps I should have read all the posts before posting, but have you read the translations lately?

Edit: You don't have to speak the language to take a look at some of the translations...

You know you've played too much when you kick a bridge or a railway and expect the trains or cars to stop.

When you get angry by noticing "XJX" on a licenceplate (actually happened to me)