Why you should be allowed to drink at work.

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:19 pm

I have devised a list of reason for people to get drunk at work.

Perhaps this will catch on and the world will be a happier place, depending on the person.

Reasons why you should be allowed to get drunk at work:
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

...and there you have it.

Wayfarer

Napster · Post by **Napster** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:28 pm

NO, this is stupid ( i had 2 say STUPID ) conversation...

VOTED : NO !

Post by **Travesty** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:30 pm

lol way, one of the perks of working at home

I say a big hearty AYE!!

Napster · Post by **Napster** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:35 pm

get drunk at ur home is funn lol...
but on the job no way, same thing... would u like if ur a shcool professor, would u like that ur students are drunk and sit in ur class smelling badly and accoasinly RIGOLETO

Johny_Kat · Post by **Johny_Kat** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:39 pm

What do you mean this is stupid?????

This is bloody brilliant!!!!

IÂ´ll tell you what, iÂ´ll even accept my payment in booze

The only bad thing i can think of is that it will make the weekends sound dull

Anslasax · Post by **Anslasax** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:48 pm

Voted: NO

a nonsense topic...
What kind of economy would we have if our worker bees were intoxicated?

Napster · Post by **Napster** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:51 pm

Anslasax wrote:Voted: NO

a nonsense topic...
What kind of economy would we have if our worker bees were intoxicated?

my man

Van_Helsing · Post by **Van_Helsing** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:15 pm

i vote for YES....... i would be damn happy whenb i could get drunk in school and no1 would complain................. ahhhhh, imagine me and beer.... together...... tralallalalalal lalalalalal....... so happy together........

Carnival · Post by **Carnival** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:21 pm

Yes. Definitly. Who cares if nothing gets done, at least college/school/work wouldnt suck anymore.

Napster · Post by **Napster** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:23 pm

hm... i still think u guys ain't right, where would all that drinking go.
doom day

Van_Helsing · Post by **Van_Helsing** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:02 pm

common napster..... remember.... tomorow were going goting wasted after school...........

Napster · Post by **Napster** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:09 pm

yea, AFTER, but not untill school or before school...OR mybe i should make and exuse 2 GET WASTED... *yawn*

Van_Helsing · Post by **Van_Helsing** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:42 pm

tommorow...... were dead......

cob · Post by **cob** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:37 pm

*hic* tha school should have a bar i kno most teachers get drunk at their partys and they only snap at us when they got tha hangova

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Why you should be allowed to drink at work.

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