Famous Quotes.

[Asmodeus]

[align=center]FAMOUS QUOTES[/align]

Thought this might be a bit of fun so here are a few to start you off...




I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

Isaac Asimov.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein.
(1879-1955)

[Hans-Olo]

yes, it´s fun

first in original (german) language:

Du mußt herrschen und gewinnen,
Oder dienen und verlieren,
Leiden oder triumphieren,
Amboß oder Hammer sein.

try to translate it

You have to rule and to win,
Or to serve and to lose,
To suffer or to have success,
To be the anvil or the hammer.

sounds much better in german to me

J. W. v. Goethe
(1749 - 1832)

[Asmodeuseswife]

The important thing is not to stop questioning.



The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and science.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.


Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex,
and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage,
to move in the opposite direction.



Albert Einstein

[Hans-Olo]

Permissiveness is the suspicion about the other one got it n the right way.

Kurt Tucholsky
(1890 - 1935)


@asmodeuseswife
the one u got in your sig is great

[Zebulon]

In response to being told by Lady Astor that he was "drunk" yet again, Winston Churchill replied:
"Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly.  In the morning I will be sober...."

"What freekin' Indians?" - General George Custer.

"Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals." Napoleon Bonaparte

"Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed."
"This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. " Neil Armstrong

"I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets. " John Glenn

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up
can be vice president." Johny Carson.

Just a few....  :D

[Verminard]

To err is human, to really screw things up u need a computer -- Cyber City Oedo 808

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[Hans-Olo]

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas

[Verminard]

Bit after the watershed this 1 but ho well    From Red Dwarf --->

-Rimmer's idea for dealing with the polymorph having had all of his negative emotions drained.

           `Um, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is "What are we going to call ourselves?" um, and I think it comes down to a choice between `The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is `The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Um, one drawback with that... the abbreviation is `CL****IS'.

[Hans-Olo]

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
Plato

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[Hans-Olo]

If God had wanted me otherwise,
He would have created me otherwise.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)

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[Asmodeus]

If you really knew me you really wouldn't want to know me.

Asmodeus (2008)